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Post by |BBC|Stock<BT> Mon Jun 16, 2008 10:17 pm

hehe...znam horny
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Post by |BBC|deathangel{CEG||AT} Tue Jun 17, 2008 11:32 am

stock nije fora u tom vicu za ''zivot'' koliko ja znam.. nego o budalama,,

kad kondom pukne jedna budala vise koju trenutno imamo ovdi na portalu (lol stock), a kad padobran pukne jedna budala manje,,

koja je razlika izmedju rakije i redbulla?!?! red bull daje ti krila,, a rakija pogon na sve cetiri...
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Post by Cat Tue Jun 17, 2008 12:41 pm

|BBC|deathangel{CEG||AT} wrote:stock nije fora u tom vicu za ''zivot'' koliko ja znam.. nego o budalama,,

kad kondom pukne jedna budala vise koju trenutno imamo ovdi na portalu (lol stock), a kad padobran pukne jedna budala manje,,

koja je razlika izmedju rakije i redbulla?!?! red bull daje ti krila,, a rakija pogon na sve cetiri...
lol! lol! lol! lol!
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Post by Raz0r Tue Jun 17, 2008 1:55 pm

Evo vam jedan VIC

Cigan, Bosanac i Srb popravljali krov pored crkve, bosanac veli- ak preskocim krov crkve prestat cu piti(alkohol), i ne uspije.
Srb veli- ak ja preskocim krov naci cu posao, i on ne uspije.
Dode Cigan i veli- ak ja preskocim krov crkve prestat cu psovat, i on jedva preskoci i rece------U JEBOTE uspio sam.
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Post by Raz0r Tue Jun 17, 2008 1:56 pm

Nije bas neka sala, al moze proc... Put Your jokes here - Page 2 681432
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Post by |BBC|Stock<BT> Tue Jun 17, 2008 2:36 pm

mislim da imamo novog spammera... lol!
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Post by |BBC|stiki_ZNG{CEG} Tue Jun 17, 2008 8:43 pm

Pita učiteljica malog Muju šta mu mater radi i kako zive.

- Moja mama je prositutka i dobro zaradjuje tako da dobro živimo i
imamo sve što nam treba.

Uciteljici bi nezgodno pa preformulisa pitanje za Sulju.

- Šta tvoj otac radi i kako živite ?

- Moj otac je policajac i malo pise kazne za drzavu a malo za sebe i
mi lijepo živimo i imamo sve sto nam treba .

Dodje red i na malog Hasana a on ne cekajuci pitanje poce govoriti
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- Moj je otac vozač kamiona i da nije Mujine matere i Suljinog oca i mi
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Post by Cat Wed Jun 18, 2008 2:39 am

|BBC|Stock<BT||L> wrote:mislim da imamo novog spammera... lol!
A konačno i tebi konkurencija stigla...
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Post by |BBC|Stock<BT> Wed Jun 18, 2008 6:03 pm

hmmm neznam bas,ipak sam ja nenadmasan lol!
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Post by |BBC|GNOJ(BiH){AT} Thu Jun 19, 2008 1:07 pm

Mujo i haso dosli u Njemacku i pita Mujo Hasu kako se kaze hljeb(kruh) on mu odgovori Brod ....... ode Mujo u pekaru i kaze dajte mi jedan brod i sedam camaca (kifli).................... hehehehehe meni se svidja ...... lol!
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Post by |BBC|Sakill(cro) Thu Jun 19, 2008 1:31 pm

evo jedan stari
vija *urac guzicu,vija on vija a ona jadna bjezi pa bjezi,nakon nekog vremena ugleda guzica dvorac i pokuca, carobnjak otvori vrata a guzica ga zamoli da je sakrije jer je *urac vija,on odgovori nemogu te sakrit al pretvorit cu te u vrapca.nakon nekog vremena *urac uleti u dvorac i pita carobnjaka jel vidio guzicu on kaze da nije a *urac vidi vrapca i pita ga jesi ti guzica a vrabac ce nisam, kaze *urac aj pjevaj onda a vrabac ce prprprpr.
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Post by |BBC|stiki_ZNG{CEG} Thu Jun 19, 2008 2:57 pm

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
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Post by Cat Fri Jun 20, 2008 12:13 am

|BBC|Stock<BT||L> wrote:hmmm neznam bas,ipak sam ja nenadmasan lol!
e tu si konačno u pravu... plz die
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Post by |BBC|SNAKE.VK Fri Jun 20, 2008 3:50 pm

Pliva Vidra po rijeci te ugleda Zeku kakopuši joint na obali rijeke. Dopliva ona do njega pa ga pita:
"Di si Zeko šta ima?"
-Nema ništa ,evo malo duvam?
-Nemoj zezat,de meni malo,ja nisam nikad probala travu.
-Ajd,evo ti jedan dim,povuci iz sve snage,tu zaroni i izroni preko sa druge strane rijeke i ispusti dim,i to je to.
Povuče Vidra dim,zaroni,preroni cijelu rijeku,izroni,ispusti dim i kaže:"U jebote što je dobro ,idem po još jedan dim"
Dođe opet kod Zeke i kaže :"daj Zeko još jedan dim ovo je zakon!"
-Nemoj vidra prebit ćeš se nije to za tebe.
-Daj još samo jedan.
-Ajd evo ti i gubi se da te ne vidim više.
Povuče Vidra i preroni preko,izroni,izvrne se na leđa i ostane ležat prebijena ko mačić, a sa strane sve to promatra Nilski konj i ništa mu nije jasno. Dođe do Vidre i pita:"Šta radite ti i Zeko?"
-Pušimo travu
-Nemoj zezat,i ja bi malo
-Idi pitaj Zeku,on ima.
Dopliva Nilski konj do Zeke i kaže:"Zeko daj dim jedan"
Zeko mrtav-prebijen kaže:"DAJ VIDRA GUBI SE,VIDI ŠTA SI NAPRAVILA OD SEBE!"
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Post by |BBC| GABI_CRO{CEG||DT} Fri Jun 20, 2008 4:46 pm

haha
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Post by |BBC|Stock<BT> Tue Jun 24, 2008 1:46 pm

|BBC|Sakill(cro) wrote:evo jedan stari
vija *urac guzicu,vija on vija a ona jadna bjezi pa bjezi,nakon nekog vremena ugleda guzica dvorac i pokuca, carobnjak otvori vrata a guzica ga zamoli da je sakrije jer je *urac vija,on odgovori nemogu te sakrit al pretvorit cu te u vrapca.nakon nekog vremena *urac uleti u dvorac i pita carobnjaka jel vidio guzicu on kaze da nije a *urac vidi vrapca i pita ga jesi ti guzica a vrabac ce nisam, kaze *urac aj pjevaj onda a vrabac ce prprprpr.

lol!
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Post by |BBC|SNAKE.VK Thu Jun 26, 2008 1:54 pm

IGRALI ŽIDOVI I CRNCI NOGOMET U PLINSKOJ KOMORI.ZNATE KO JE POBIJEDIO?ŽIDOVI,IGRALI SU NA DOMAĆEM TERENU.
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Post by lBBCl TVT Sat Jun 28, 2008 1:08 pm

a evo jedan ali je pre glup glup najstariji koji moze bit

zasto plavusa sjedi ispod stabla navecer?

ceka da padne vecernji list.
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Post by |BBC|Stock<BT> Fri Jul 11, 2008 3:26 pm

evo jos jedan

Upeca mujo zlatnog morskog psa.
i kaze morski pas njemu:
-Pusti me i ispunit cu ti 1 želju.
kaze mujo:
-ocu da imam k**** do poda
i morski pas mu odgrize noge. lol!
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Post by |BBC|ODRON(BiH){AT} Sat Jul 12, 2008 6:32 pm

evo ja samo da kazem.... da se trenutno ne mogu sjetiti ni jednog vica... lol!
nadam se da vam se svidja... ne vic nego odgovor... haha lol!
pozzz momci... salim se ... bice viceva... Wink
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Post by |BBC|Stock<BT> Sat Jul 12, 2008 8:30 pm

pa barem se potrudi i nadi jedan na internetu lol!
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Post by |BBC|stiki_ZNG{CEG} Sun Jul 13, 2008 10:48 am

Pecao Mujo jednog dana i upecao zlatnu žabu.
"pusti me i ispunit ću ti tri želje" kaže žaba.
Misli Mujo , misli,"de ti meni popusi , pa cemo vidjeti za dalje" , žaba mu popuši ko niko do tada.
"druga želja?"-pita žaba.
Misli Mujo , misli "ma daj jos jednom kad tako dobro pusis" i žaba opet baci lizalicu. Mujo se raspametio od užitka.
"treća"- upita žaba.
"Ajde za mnom"- kaže Mujo. Došli oni pred Mujinu kuću kad eto Fate-"Što ti je to Mujo , što će ti ta žaba?" . "Nauči je peć pitu i marš iz kuće".
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Post by |BBC|Stock<BT> Sun Jul 13, 2008 10:57 am

hahaha lol! lol! lol!
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Post by |BBC|ODRON(BiH){AT} Mon Jul 14, 2008 12:52 pm

hahaha dobar ovaj, stiki... lol! lol!
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Post by |BBC|ODRON(BiH){AT} Mon Jul 14, 2008 12:58 pm

evo nekih viceva od mene da nadoknakim sto nisam do sad slao... Very Happy

Razgovaraju Ibro i Haso:
- "Bolan, Ibro, jesi li čuo da je Mujina Fata umrla od radijacije?"
- "Kako, bolan, od radijacije?"
- "Ubio je Mujo radijatorom."


Pita Mujo Hasu:
- "Kol'ko je 2 minus 1 minus 1?"
- "Ne znam."
- "Pa gledaj, npr, imas 2 jajeta i jedno das meni, a drugo Fati. I sta ti ostane?"
- "A ostaje mi kita, sta drugo."
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